Jerry Starr's Little Web Page -- Vol. 2


'Twas always thus

Things aren't like they used to be--and they probably never were. --- Will Rogers

O, the times! O, the customs! --- Cicero

Confined to the World

Decades ago, my uncle Harry retired to a town much too small to have its own newspaper. However, always keen to be well informed, he subscribed to the closest "big city" daily, the Tulsa World, and proudly claimed to "read every page each morning." Surely there was some hyperbole in that, but he had the leisure time to carefully study the news. Harry would have been as knowledgeable of current affairs as was realistically possible for his time and place. But there was no Internet in those days. What he knew of national and international events was generally limited to whatever the Associated Press chose to send out, and of that, whatever the World chose to print. Most news about state government came from the newspaper's State Capitol bureau. The editorial page reflected the paper's ideology. Harry would have known to allow for the World's political stance (strongly conservative back then; liberal now) but he had little means to fact-check what he read or to obtain other points of view.

If Harry returned to earth today he would be amazed by Internet's unending torrents of facts and argument from every corner and perspective. He could, for example, easily access Jon Ham's splendid essay, The Platformate Style of Reporting, on the mainstream media's selectivity of focus. Ham cites "a few recent examples" of "squelching of key facts to push an agenda." His examples are not trivial; they all involve stories the press has given a great deal of time and ink. Among them are the failures to address the question of whether Valerie Plam actually was a covert agent or to expose the contradictions in Joseph Wilson's various claims. The media was uninterested in Jamie Gorelick's conflict of interest as a member of the 9/11 Commission. Key facts in the stem cell debate have been omitted or misreported. References to the Kyoto treaty rarely disclose that the Senate defeated it by a 95 - 0 vote, or that the Clinton administration gave it only lip service. A deaf ear is turned to eminent scientists who raise doubt about "global warming" and its adverse effects. Articles often don't distinguish between immigration and illegal immigration, leaving the impression that those who want to secure our borders must be racist xenophobes.

It's easy to think of additional examples. The federal, state and local response to hurricane Katrina was grossly misreported.  Almost all media ignored or trashed the Swift Boat Veterans' disclosures about John Kerry's military service. Major news services and outlets ran photos from the Israel-Hezbollah war that even a casual inspection would have revealed fakery. Almost daily, there is another egregious instance of slanted and/or seriously deficient coverage of important topics. It's no wonder ratings and circulation numbers are falling. So we wonder: will Big Journalism become responsible before it becomes obsolete?
 

Flags For the Fourth


Old GloryIt's something we've learned to expect: a day or so before the Fourth, when we arise and go out to retrieve the newspaper, we'll find each house in the neighborhood has acquired a little flag by the curb. We never see the people who place the flags, but their identity is no mystery: a slip of paper affixed to the miniature flagpole informs us a local real estate broker wishes us an enjoyable Independence Day. To be sure, some commercial objective is being pursued. But so what? Patriotism must also be a powerful motivation; perhaps the dominant one. In any event the gift of the flags is still a wonderful gesture, and one that is greatly appreciated by most if not all of the recipients. Around here we know the true meaning of Old Glory, and trust that the promise it has expressed for two centuries will continue to be America's great mission.


A Peek Behind the Curtain

Forget those celluloid depictions of eager-beaver newspaper reporters, feverishly snooping all about town for their next scoop. Most of the stories published in the papers are handed to them by wire services, public relations firms or individuals who want to publicize something. Compiling the "news" is essentially cut-and-paste work. On occasion the sourcing is apparent, but rarely is it so obvious as with a piece on a Highland Games event published in our local Daily Deadtree. The article closed with this revealing sentence:

        To hear more from Cook about the sheaf toss and his technique, click on the audio to the right.

The Secular Religion

Why does Europe have devout faith in the Kyoto Protocol as if it was inscribed on tablets brought down from Mount Sinai? Nigel Lawson explains:
...in Europe...climate change absolutism has found the most fertile soil. For it is Europe that has become the most secular society in the world, where the traditional religions have the weakest popular hold. Yet people still feel the need for the comfort and higher values that religion can provide; and it is the quasi-religion of green alarmism and what has been termed global salvationism — of which the climate change issue is the most striking example, but by no means the only one — which has filled the vacuum, with reasoned questioning of its mantras regarded as a form of blasphemy ...

Connections to the Cosmos ... but Commonness of Character

        Cambridge mathematician John D. Barrow:

We are made of complicated atoms of carbon, nitrogen and oxygen, along with many others... The nuclei of all these atoms do not come ready-made with the Universe. They are put together by a long slow-burning sequence of nuclear reactions in the stars.
It takes almost 10 billion years for this stellar alchemy to burn hydrogen to helium, and on to beryllium, and carbon and oxygen and beyond, before the dying stars explode in supernovae and spread their life-giving debris around the Universe where it finds its way into grains of dust, planets, and ultimately into people. The nucleus of every carbon atom in our bodies has been through a star.
The most precise and reliable knowledge we have about anything in the Universe is of events in a binary star system more than 3,000 light years from our planet and in the sub-atomic world of electrons and light rays, where we are accurate to better than nine decimal places.
And curiously, our greatest uncertainties all relate to the local problems of understanding ourselves - human societies, human behaviour, and human minds - all the things that really matter for human survival.

Terrible? No.

Here are a couple of gut-wrenching pictures:

Moh1        Moh2       

Oh, you say they're not terrible? Then you are probably not a fervent Muslim, and you are certainly not an Islamofascist Muslim. Because both images--the one on the left is from medieval Islamic literature (note the halo), and the other is one of the notorious Danish cartoons--depict the Prophet Mohammed. Those cartoons (but not their counterparts from centuries ago) are the object of angry protests, rioting and murderous violence. Americans have difficulty understanding such responses. After all, we're accustomed to newspapers running a picture of a crucifix submerged in urine or a dung-covered Virgin Mary, and being told that such a "work" is Important Art deserving respect. The faintest objection to that sort of thing is attributed to religious fanaticism and labeled a threat to the artist's constitutional right of expression. In contrast, threats to decapitate Danish artists have led opinion leaders in Western democracies to express sympathy with Muslim sensitivities. Practically no American newspapers have reprinted the cartoons. Publishing images of the Prophet, it is said, is wrong; free speech shouldn't be that free. Well, wait a minute! The First Amendment was adopted to protect our liberty to say something even though another may not want to hear it. So in a nation whose very charter embodies the Enlightenment's concern for individual liberty and free inquiry, the proper reply to those who want to protest the Danish cartoons is this: Feel free to feel offended, but don't ask us to censor ourselves. This isn't your culture.

And while we're talking about Not Censoring ... now here's a truly obscene image America needs to see, again and again:
 911jumper


Fantasied perfection

"These days it makes me feel cheap and contemptible to think of the things I did to point out all the ways in which this country fails to achieve some fantasied perfection." -- Gerard Van der leun, referring to his college days in the tumultuous 60's

I remember those troubled days. Lots of people threw themselves into the cause of "pointing out this country's shortcomings" by word and deed. It wasn't until the end of the draft that most of the marchers lost their ardor for storming the ramparts. I wasn't one of the protestors; my problem is that I tend to demand perfection of myself, not my nation. But as a social science grad student, I got acquainted with some of Gerard's fellow-travelers. Two students who were working toward doctorates were especially memorable. To them, the government was evil through and through. Every policy and every action was given the same label: "Fascist!" Apparently they never wondered why that supposedly totalitarian state tolerated the most outrageous behavior in American history. I would hope that at some point in the ensuing decades those professors-in-training came to understand the contradiction between their beliefs and the reality that is apparent to all with open eyes.

How to interest boys in poetry

In 1935 Winston Churchill was laboring, with little success, to alert the House of Commons about the growing menace of the Third Reich. In The Gathering Storm he related the situation brought to mind a little poem, The Clattering Train, that he had read as a schoolboy:

Who is in charge of the clattering train?
The axles creak and the couplings strain,
And the pace is hot, and the points are near,
And Sleep has deadened the driver’s ear;
And the signals flash through the night in vain,
For Death is in charge of the clattering train

Those lines are, of course, a marvelous metaphor for our own time as well. But even if that were not so, the poem deserves attention from English teachers. Schoolboys are notoriously uninterested in Fine Literature. They like action, and they have short attention spans. But The Clattering Train is lyrical yet dramatic. It powerfully conveys a sense of impending doom---and in only six brief lines! What could be better to introduce boys to the idea that poems can speak to us so well, and on multiple levels?
 

Already there

Boo SnoozingAll dogs go to heaven, according to the 1989 movie by that name, because dogs are naturally kind.

That claim strikes me as being overbroad, but I know of one pooch that is certainly already there. Our little dog, Boo, reached the end of her long life with an unparalled reputation for a sweet and uncomplaining disposition. A tasty handout, a comfy place to snooze, and the presence of one of her people were all she ever needed to be happy.

Rest in peace, Boo, in spirit perpetually snuggled in the arms of those who loved you.



It falleth suddenly

One day while we were chatting with friends the conversation included speculation about when a doctor, who both they and we have used for many years, would retire. We knew the physician was in his late sixties, so we assumed he'd be hanging up the stethoscope for a placid life of fishing and hunting. Just the next day, however, we were shocked to hear the doctor had collapsed and died the previous evening.  Eventually we learned he'd been battling cancer for some time. He and his family had known to anticipate the end, but his passing shocked those who had been unaware of his disease. For us, it was one of those unforeseen events that happen all the time. At a certain level we realize we should expect the unexpected, but when it happens we're always caught off guard to some degree.  As the Book tells us, "... no man knows when his hour will come: As fish are caught in a cruel net, or birds are taken in a snare, so men are trapped by evil times that fall unexpectedly upon them." So we should lead virtuous lives and heed our mothers' advice: always put on nice underwear in case you're in an accident and must be rushed to the hospital.

Image has nothing to do with it

Many observers were repulsed by the harsh questioning of Samuel Alito in the confirmation hearings for his nomination to the Supreme Court. Probably most viewers, regardless of political orientation, had some empathy for the judge's wife when she broke into tears from the stress of watching her husband hectored for three days. Blogger Ann Althouse, who was sympathetic, went on say "The odd thing is that we expect a wife to sit behind her husband, unable to participate, just a backdrop of support. It's strange the way wives are used in politics to create an image for the man. In the business world, a man bringing his wife along to sit with him for a job interview would be out of his mind." Her comparison strikes me as not quite on point. Alito's wife wasn't there as a "backdrop of support" to "create an image." I myself have faced a mini-inquisition before a hostile panel. My wife accompanied me, but not because of any intended "image." I didn't even ask her to go along; it was her decision. But I did like knowing she was standing by me during a difficult time, and I'm sure she wanted me to have that assurance.  Too, if she'd waited at hom, we both would have been constantly wondering and worrying how the other was faring. That was also the case, I'm sure, with Samuel and Martha-Ann: facing, together, another of the many challenges that inevitably come along during an enduring marriage.

There's too much noise

The hobbyist publication, Old Cars, had a piece about a fellow who was born on a farm about 1900 and was amazed when he first saw an automobile. The machine's chuffing, banging and rattling startled the horses too, he recalled. But eventually, the difficulty of making a living on the farm led the man to take a job in one of the then-new and booming automobile factories. Still later, he left the factory and opened a body-repair shop, where he hammered out dents and creases. In old age he was asked what was the biggest change he'd witnessed in his long liftime. He immediately replied, "Noise." How true! Our ears aren't tough enough for the cacophony of modern life; noise erodes our hearing and causes stress that leads to manifold maladies. Moreover, there are other kinds of "noise" that assault us. The vibrations of economic, social, cultural and political events and currents buffet us relentlessly--and seemingly more intensely.  Little wonder that so many wish to find a "quiet place" where soul and body can be nourished.

Bouncing ball

News that former U.S. Senator Eugene McCarthy had died made me recall the time I met him. In 1969 I was living in Washington, drawn there by my naive romanticization of government and politics back then. One summer day, during a long lunch break I was walking around the Capitol and saw Senator Fred Harris, who I'd met in Tulsa. He was talking to a jacketless fellow who was tossing a rubber ball against the building, catching it on the rebound. I greeted Harris and after we exchanged a few words he said he'd like to introduce me to Gene McCarthy. The ball-thrower turned to me and shook my hand. There was no real conversation, just "how do you do" or such. I walked on and McCarthy resumed playing with the ball. Years later I could see this as something of a metaphorical moment. McCarthy's famous 1968 insurgency against a sitting president, as well as some of his subsequent Quixotic ventures, were akin to that ball.

Now, exactly how does the editor improve the product?

The mainstream media like to talk about how the quality of their product is enhanced by the review and editing process. Supposedly the editors catch mistakes and such. The problem with that argument is that every day there's ample evidence the media suffer from the old "GIGO" syndrome: garbage in, garbage out. Case in point: the newspaper article about the Southwest Airlines plane that, while landing at Chicago Midway during a snowstorm, skidded off the runway, smashed through a fence and hit some cars on a road next to the airport. The account was mostly routine what/where/when stuff but right in the middle there also was this sentence: "Southwest is the nation's most profitable airline." Now, why was that fact stuck into the story? Yes, it's true, but also entirely irrelevant to the subject, like saying "Southwest offers pretzels and peanuts as snacks." Neither profitability nor in-flight snacks have anything to do with the accident. Come to think of it, though,  the company's financial position can indeed have relevance to post-accident events. Any unfortunate incident is an opportunity to clean up at the courthouse! Perhaps in the first draft the reporter wrote "Any person with real or imagined injuries should go ahead and sue this airline because it's got really deep pockets." That would be a bit, well, blatant. So an editor would have seen that the invitation was phrased more discreetly. Still irrelevant, but discreet.

Two ways to explain what Christmas is really about

With a great Christmas Carol:
Long lay the world
In sin and error pining
'Til He appeared and the soul felt His worth
The thrill of hope
The weary world rejoices
For yonder brings a new and glorious morn
O Holy night, the stars are brightly shining
It is the night of our dear Savior's birth

With a bumper sticker:
Jesus is the reason for the season

Both work for me.

The non-going concern

The dire situation of General Motors and Ford has so many causes one hardly knows where to start assigning blame. Certainly both management and labor have long been terribly short-sighted, acting as if their enviable states would never end. But in that that they have had company. In particular, the accounting firms who audited the corporations' financial statements contributed to the perception of a perpetual Ponzi scheme. They did this by applying the standard auditing convention that the subject enterprise is a "going concern." Inherent in the concept of a going concern is the expectation that no fatal threats are on the horizon, and that there will be plenty of time to deal with any concerns such as unfunded retirement benefits. Usually that proves to be the case. But if the auditors had thought hard about the effects on the Big Three of losing twenty-plus points of market share--and with that, pricing power--they would likely have been much more cautious. A  business in retrenchment is often forced to shed assets at fire-sale prices. As sales shrink, overhead and payroll must be cut--yet the expenses of health care and pensions for legions of retirees do not decline, and may even grow. The downward spiral often leads to bankuptcy, wherein survival may require that all the commitments once secured by contract can be drastically revised or even abandoned. It would behoove corporate executives, union leaders, investors--well, actually everyone--to keep in mind that some times the impossible becomes not just possible but an actual occurence. Holders of flood-ravaged New Orleans' gilt-edged bonds will surely agree now on that point.


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